Reeeeseees Peeeeseees

My brother moved out last year and my sister is away at college most of the time, so it’s a rare occasion that the whole family gets together for dinner. My sister’s boyfriend joined us and I’m pretty sure he was entertained by more than just my burping prowess.

Family dinners consist of:

Making fun of my technology challenged mom – My brother had yet another new phone and she decided she was going to use it to take a picture of us. Instead of looking at the screen she held the phone up to her eye backwards.

Teasing my Dad about getting old – He’s starting to swear in his old age. So as soon as a shit, damn or hell comes out of his mouth we turn into a bunch of truckers cursing at everything.

Making fun of each other – My mom grilled bananas, plums and pineapple which we mixed with blueberries, chocolate syrup, ice cream, and Reese’s Pieces. After passing the candy around we realized that we say Reesee’s Peesees, which sounds fine until you repeat peesees and then you sound like a dumbass.

Best quote of the night (in case you missed it on Twitter) – John: “This tofu tastes like barbecue pancakes.”

I laughed so much last night I was on the verge of tears multiple times.